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>Where The Wild Things Were

19 October 2009

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Once there was a little boy named Justin Fontaine, who was really really really good at hockey.

On Saturday night, he came out onto the ice for a game, and he noticed something was strange.

He was playing against HAIRY SCARY MONSTERS!

The HAIRY SCARY MONSTERS tried to hurt Justin! They did all kinds of mean things to him, like check him from behind into the boards, and shove him down to the ice, and ram him into the crossbar.

But Justin remembered that he was really really really good at hockey, and he realized that was all he needed.

He scored two power play goals and conquered the HAIRY SCARY MONSTERS!

He might have even gotten home in time for cake.

from → Justin Fontaine, Sixth Season
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  1. Unknown's avatar
    vizoroo permalink
    19 October 2009 4:16 pm

    >Does this mean Fontaine is now one of your guys?

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    Human Geography and Minnesota Hockey permalink
    20 October 2009 9:32 pm

    >Hahah I wonder what he will think if he reads this…

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    RWD on the BBerry permalink
    22 October 2009 6:03 am

    >No, he's not one of My Guys. But he's great!None of the players read RWD! I refuse to be convinced otherwise! And if he did stumble upon it, I'm sure he'd think I'm a psychopath, which is true.

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    Yager permalink
    26 October 2009 9:15 pm

    >Lay off the acid…

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