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9 February 2011

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from tUMD Statesman:

Saturday night, Feb. 5,
2011, will be remembered as Jack Connolly night. The junior from Calgary tied a
UMD Bulldog men’s hockey record by scoring five goals in one contest. That is
not a misprint.
Jack Connolly scored five goals in a Division I hockey game on
Saturday night.

Indeed. (Thanks Mullet for the tip.)
4 Comments leave one →
  1. Unknown's avatar
    9 February 2011 9:52 pm

    >I read that today, and I couldn't believe what I saw. WOW, I could right a better sports column for tUMD Statesman

  2. Unknown's avatar
    9 February 2011 10:08 pm

    >I hope you have a copy editor for your grammar! πŸ˜‰

  3. Unknown's avatar
    10 February 2011 12:02 am

    >A Star Trib article called him Jake Connolly. Hilarious.

  4. Unknown's avatar
    10 February 2011 2:37 am

    >Wow, how the hell can that happen? Yikes that is not cool. Heck they give you rosters of the teams in the press box.

Well?