>The Wild Rumpus
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FIRST PLACE BULLDOGS!!! 3, Ultimate Gladiators 2
Ok, this is going to be a very short post. Because look at the time stamp! OMG!
Not the best game tUMD has ever played. Not the worst. But I love, love, LOVE that they found a way to win it. They were down 2-0 in the first period, but they battled. And it WAS a battle. Just as Justin Fontaine. The Mavs were trying to kill him, I think.
Tomorrow = fun post. I promise.
The Numbers
Wins until we reach last season’s total: 8! (SWEEPITY SWEEP!)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 23! (BROOMS!)
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 9!!!! (So AMAZING!!!!)
Brady Lamb: 0
Mike Seidel: 0 (In the lineup! Yeah!)
Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 2
Jake Hendrickson: 1
Dan Delisle: 1! (Great job, Dan!)
Others: 0
Connollys
Jacky: 9!
Mikey: 4!
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 0
Dylan: 2
Drews
Olson: 4
Akins: 4 (He pulls even!)
>Moo!
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Gonna be a short post tonight. Mama needs her rest for a long day. I’m going to the Homecoming game, then Sammy’s, then the hockey game, then general debauchery. I’m barely conscious as it is. First I had to dance to Party in the U.S.A. I have the best dance moves EVER, people. Except the Sprinkler is too challenging for me. Then I had to weather an assault from Biddco, as he tried to destroy everything purple I had. This included an INDIGO NOT PURPLE shirt, a purple blanket and my bag of toiletries which he assumed had to have something purple. Then he threw a box at me and the corner of it hit me in the back. Things were out of hand. Perhaps even bananas.
Awesome and glorious and fantastic three-period effort for tDogs in front of over 4800! With four FULL student sections, everyone standing!!
Special thanks to Jacky, Brady Hjelle, and Dylan Olsen for helping out Team Cougar, my fantasy team. No thanks to Mike Louwerse, but I am very cool with that!
All right, Numbers.
Wins until we reach last season’s total: 9! (Conference win!)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 25! (Yes!)
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 7!!!! (WOWZA!!! And also many more chances that could have been!)
Brady Lamb: 0
Mike Seidel: 0
Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 2! (Yes!)
Jake Hendrickson: 1
Others: 0
Connollys
Jacky: 7!
Mikey: 2! (SHORTHANDED GOAL!!!)
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 0
Dylan: 2
Drews
Olson: 4
Akins: 2
(somehow no Drews in the penalty box tonight. WEIRD!)
>Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s RWD!
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Well, hello there. How are you? I am fine, thank you.
Not a great game. I wasn’t there in person, which is good, because I would be driving right now and be tired and grouchy. However, I was hit with the double whammy of the Bulldogs and the Twins finding their respective games beyond their respective grasps almost simultaneously.
So, UMD was one injury away from jamming a jersey on top of Biddco’s banana suit and shoving him out there to take a few shifts. Travis Oleksuk and Kyle Schmidt were both injured in the game against Lake Superior State, and Mike Connolly was still serving his suspension. This allowed both Wade Bergman and Jake Hendrickson to crack the lineup for the first time, and Scott Kishel had to take some shifts at forward. Kenny Reiter also started his first game for UMD, which is great for him! and had nothing to do with injuries or anything.
Now, no one was expecting this game to be pretty. However, I still thought UMD had the edge in the first period, as Northern turned over the puck practically as soon as they touched it. Then UMD had 3 straight power plays with nothing going on and I started to get worried.
The second period made me even MORE nervous because NMU scored and the way the game was going, a 1-0 score might have held up. My Jacky disagreed and roofed a shot 17 seconds after UMD had finished killing off a penalty. Justin Fontaine had the first assist and all-around hard worker Jake Hendrickson got the second assist, his first point as a Bulldog. Fabulous! Then with a little over a minute to go in the period, NMU scored again. Sadness.
And thus began what I shall refer to as Crazy Pepe’s Chug ‘n’ Skate, which is the winter version of Crazy Pepe’s Chug ‘n’ Toss, a game invented by my heroine Bat-Girl to describe Twins games that were… less than perfect. The parade to the penalty box had more participants than San Francisco Pride Week. The B2 feed didn’t have the best angles, so I did not see My Sweet Jacky’s penalty, but I can only assume it was COMPLETELY UNWARRANTED and an UTTER TRAVESTY.
Kenny had a great game, and I’m glad that he got to start. He made some insane saves. However, Kenny. Please. Stay in the net more. I was frightened at times. Thank you.
Best part about this game? (Duckies and bunnies! Duckies and bunnies!) All the valuable experience the freshmen got on the power play and penalty kill. They showed some real promise and will hopefully give us some depth off the bench.
MIKE CONNOLLY: please be a good boy from now on. You were sorely missed.
The Numbers
Wins until we reach last season’s total: 10 (more noncon)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 27 (more noncon)
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 4!!!!
Brady Lamb: 0
Mike Seidel: 0
Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 1
Jake Hendrickson: 1! (Great job, Jake!)
Others: donut
Connollys
Jacky: 4
Mikey: 0 (suit and tie)
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 0
Dylan: 1
Drews
Olson: 4
Akins: 2
>Last Night
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Yesterday was pretty much insane.
MEg and I headed up to Duluth at about noon after packing the PBHjT shirts that hadn’t gone up to Duluth with Biddco last weekend. The ride up was nice, though the fall colors haven’t peaked yet. Next weekend, maybe?
I FINALLY got my season tickets, though the only reason I did was because I went to the UMD ticket office to pick them up. I’m a season ticket holder, finally! W00t w00t!
In the final hours of our planning, we went over the cheer a few more times, packed up the shirts into fifteen grocery bags, made a sign for the shirts, and then loaded everything into Linnea’s vehicle and headed down to the dreaded Little Angie’s.
Biddco put on the banana suit in the DECC parking lot and the five of us hauled the bags inside, where I was to confront my worst fears. I had been in a state of inner panic for the last few hours wondering if the shirts were going to be confiscated. But then the first thing that happened as we walked in was the cop at the door bought a shirt, and we were in.
Once we got set up and students started trickling in, my amazing and fabulous friends went to work to pimp out the shirts any way they could. I have to take a moment to thank them: Zach, Lindsey, Linnea, Richie, Reign, Donna (not me), Adam, and of course MeanEgirl and Biddco. The PBHjT shirts were VERY popular, especially since we had an actual banana.
tUMD decided to raise the Final Five banner yesterday before the game, which was dumb because 1. people don’t usually arrive too early on Fridays and 2. we did it against a non-conference opponent and they weren’t even on the ice. They should have waited until next weekend and done it in front of Mankato State to rub their faces in it. I thought that was the point of a banner raising. Oh yeah, and also to applaud our team. The BEST part about it was the return of Matt Greer! They should have done it at intermission so more people would be there to applaud him!
The only part of PBHjT that was unsuccessful was doing the actual Peanut Butter Hjelle Time cheer. I’m not really sure why people were so averse to it. I mean, these are the same people who sang “The Wheels On Your House” against Denver. Since when did they get so picky about what cheers they would and would not do?
Justin Fontaine got things going in the first period about 9 minutes in, set up by My Sweet Jacky and Drew Akins. Drew on the power play spells good things for Team Cougar in WCHA fantasy hockey. On the next power play, Fonzie got another totally sick goal on an incredibly sweet setup from My Jacky and also Dylan Olsen, who is the first freshman to get a point! tUMD was rolling until some ill-timed penalties led to LSSU’s first goal. LSSU scored with an extra attacker while already on the power play, which at first seemed very unfortunate, but actually just set up My Jacky to get a shorthanded goal! That was very exciting! And of course it was set up by Arthur Fonzarelli and a fresh from the penalty box Scott Kishel.
And thus ended the first period.
Obviously the reason they did the banner raising pre-game was because it was ALSO parents’ weekend, and they brought out all the parents on the all-purpose red carpet. Some of us started a “Thank you parents” chant but it didn’t last nearly long enough. Don’t forget, folks, that our beloved Bulldogs are here thanks to the time, money, love, support, and superior genetics of their parents.
The second period was exciting only because former My Guy Rob Bordson got a goal!!! Fantastic for him. The last time Bordo had a goal was on my birthday in 2007. Getting out from under the burden of being My Guy probably helped him, as I know it’s a lot of pressure.
The third period felt pretty flat, and the fans kind of slacked. I blame this on all the normal agitators who went to the Curling Club and didn’t return until 5 minutes into the period. I know it’s “cool” to try to see how much hockey you can miss in the CC, but the students need their leaders in the section! Lake Superior State brought the deficit within one, which made the game needlessly tense, but Hjelle was up to the task and protected the lead. Dan Delisle laid out a monster hit on a Laker player that registered a 5 on the Richter Scale.
All that is left is to take care of a demoralized Northern Michigan and we will continue our dominance in the Showcase Showdown!
On a side note, a group of us waited for Brady after the game to congratulate him (I know! So unlike me! Normally I would be as far away from the team as possible!!) and to put a face to the banana, which he thought was really funny. He is an incredibly nice guy and we had a nice conversation which mostly revolved around how Michigan Tech sucks.
I will not be at the game on Sunday as it’s too much of a stretch to make it up there in time, but t-shirts will STILL be available in case you were unable to pick yours up last night.
Bulldog hockey is back. HALLELUJAH!
>Numbers Only
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Wins until we reach last season’s total: 10 (non con)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 27 (non con)
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brady Lamb: 0
Mike Seidel: 0
Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 1
Others: donut
Connollys
Jacky: 3
Mikey: 0 (seat warming)
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 0
Dylan: 1
Drews
Olson: 2
Akins: 0
>Tweet Tweet!
>Yes, I’m still alive. Well, barely, I have a crummy cold that has left me down for the count.
Tomorrow is PEANUT BUTTER HJELLE TIME!!!!! so I’ll be in Duluth. Don’t forget, we’ve got t-shirts for sale for $10. All the cool kids are wearing them! Tomorrow they are also raising our Final Five Championship banner, which is exciting!
I will be attempting to use Twitter during the game, although there will be A LOT going on, so I’m not sure how much I’ll be able to comment.
Lake Superior State sucks and I will not accept a tie. The ‘Dogs should be coming out amped up and ready for hockey that counts. Plus they will have had time to practice and get things organized.
Also, because nothing motivates like a good fight montage:
>Part Three
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Final installment of the highlight video!
I have to say… there are some absolutely SICK goals scored on this video. There are also garbage goals. And Akins being Akins (no video is complete without Drew going “ape poopy” as Ciskie says). And some insane saves. And togas!
>Practice Makes Perfect
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So I missed 1 period and I missed one of my Jacky’s goals. I’m sure his Spidey senses told him I’d missed it, because he went right out and got another one. Rumor has it he should have gotten the first and second assists on his own goal because of how hard he worked. I would not know this, because even if I HAD been home on time, stupid B2 was not working. SO STRESSFUL.
Peanut Butter Hjelle and E-Z Reiter combined for a shut-out. Supposedly Kenny only made 7 saves, but it sounded like he played superfantastic. And PBHj just gave a HUGE jolt of momentum to the Peanut Butter Hjelle Time Scorched Earth Campaign. So did Bruce Ciskie, by mentioning it on the air. Thank you Bruce! And welcome back, of course!!!
Arthur Fonzarelli also had 2 goals. One was short handed and assisted on by M-CON (I am loving the idea of the uber-aggressive PK) and Chad Huttel! And the other was assisted on by Jacky and by Jordy (remember? We’re calling him Jordy) Fulton.
Are you ready for some practice Numbers? Here we go:
Wins until we reach last season’s exhibition total: done!
Points until we reach last season’s exhibition total: also done!
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 3
Brady Lamb: 0
Mike Seidel: 0
Freshmen
Everyone: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Connollys
Jacky: 3
Mikey: 1
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 0
Dylan: 0
Drews
Olson: 2
Akins: 0 (Now, come on, Drew. This is unacceptable. NO penalties? Muttsdrool was lonely without you.)
On Notice
No one! Let’s stay that way for real!
>Hockey Eve
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A fairer House than Prose–
More numerous of Windows–
Superior–for Doors–
Of Chambers as the Cedars–
Impregnable of Eye–
And for an Everlasting Roof
The Gambrels of the Sky–
Of Visitors–the fairest–
For Occupation–This–
The spreading wide my narrow Hands
To gather Paradise–
Emily Dickinson
I’m ready for this season to start. The Twins have been stressing me out long enough; I’m ready for a new kind of stress. I’m not going to be able to make the game (too much to do to prepare for Peanut Butter Hjelle Time) and so we’re going to hook up the B2 feed to our television. Exciting!
The t-shirts have arrived at my house, by the way, and they look awesome. Please let me know if you would like one!
It sounds as though all 3 goalies will be playing this year, so we’ll get our first look at Aaron Crandall, and I think also our first look at Kenny Reiter, I believe. Brady will play too, but of course it’s not OFFICIALLY PBHjT until FRIDAY. It also sounds like we’ll get some long looks at the new guys as well as guys who didn’t play much last year.
STILL no roster for UBC. HOW am I supposed to make fun of their names and find out if there are any 30-year-olds on the team without the roster?? I hate them already.
Let’s shoot for 10 goals, guys! I feel that’s within range.
>Rosie the Riveter
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One-and-done Bulldog Jay Rosehill made the big leagues with the Toronto Pot Maple Leaves.
Aww, honey! Mama is so proud of you! And I’m glad you’re doing this to another hockey player like you’re supposed to instead of a bouncer at a club.