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>This Is A Test, This Is Only A Test…

3 December 2004

>Only a test? Who am I kidding??? This is THE test, the yardstick to see where we measure up this season.

A win at Wisconsin will be a step in the right direction.

A s-s-s-sweep at Wisconsin (though very improbable) would be amazing.

My uncle told me I expect too much out of these puppies. “You’ve got to have a Twins attitude,” he told me. I bow to his wisdom. “If you’re there, they won’t dare lose.” And I will be there, tomorrow night! My first game of the season (too long in coming, if you ask me!) and it’s going to be a tough one. Last year, under my watchful eyes, the ‘Dogs were 2-0-1. (I didn’t go to a lot of games.) Last year, I taunted the fans at the Kohl Center. This year I will sit there in my borrowed jersey (please please buy me one for Christmas? Youth XL) a bit more demurely. I am older and wiser, I have seen what should have been the season of ‘Dogs fans’ dreams crumble before it began, and I have witnessed the horribleness of Wisconsin fans.

I want to see you win tomorrow, boys. I want to hear you win tonight. Get out there and forget about the Catamounts (we’ll never figure out what they are), forget about the Underwolves, and just kick some Bucky ass.

>Dear People From Siouxsports.com,

1 December 2004

>Thank you for visiting. Sorry this is boring, but if the team does not win, then I don’t have much to say. I just pat you guys on the back for your wins and then go cry and drink myself into oblivion.



Sincerely,

Donna (Runninwiththedogs, to you)

>From The Bottom Of My Heart…

29 November 2004

>Crappity crap. This was a great post thanking the ‘Dogs for a win and now it’s gone??????????????????????

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I almost typed “beast” in there. Whoa.

>I Can Only Take So Much

27 November 2004

>If we do not win tonight then I refuse to go to Wisconsin next weekend. I would probably puke all over the ice, and puke bounces on ice.



I’m going to have to have a drink during tonight’s game. Last night, we sounded like the old Bulldogs. The two quick goals from Steve Czech and Marco Peluso made me believe again. For a few minutes.



Evan Schwabe needs to score. Now. Immediately. He needs to step it up. This team has no leadership, no one to set the standard. I miss Lucien, Jr., and Beau. Are we going to even have one All-American? We never deserved to be ranked #1. We are going to have to earn our way to the NCAAs. It’s going to be an uphill battle.

I thought about cruising down to St. Cloud tonight, but I didn’t have a good enough reason. I would have settled for a tie last night. Something to build on, for crying out loud.

I’ll be rockin’ out on Siouxsports.com again tonight. Yeah!

>I’m Back

27 November 2004

>Yeah, I was going to post last weekend. I mean, I was so pumped, we won on Friday!



And then Brown won with 0.1 seconds left and I was so crushed I curled into the fetal position and wept.

>Off Week

19 November 2004

>The ‘Dogs were off last week, so I took the liberty of giving myself some time off.

Plus tonight I’m going to see The Haunted tonight, and they RULE!

>I Can’t Find the Words

10 November 2004

>So I will write nothing. Or next to nothing. I have lost all my desire to write the Hater Report, or the WCHA action (even though I listened to the entire North Dakota-CC game on Saturday), or the penalty leaders.



I just want to wake the ‘Dogs up and tell them they can’t play like this anymore. They can make more shots than their opponent, they can have greater speed, they can put the pressure on, but it doesn’t matter. If they can’t put the puck in the net more times than their opponent, then I’m going to be very, very unhappy for a long, long time.

>Ugh.

7 November 2004

>So remember when I used to support Alaska-Anchorage?

I’m starting to regret it.

>Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

7 November 2004

>I’m frustrated. Very, very frustrated. Why? Because we aren’t the top Dogs anymore!



I think what’s killing us is the new penalty calling b.s., and our inability to adapt. Let’s look at the WCHA Standings:



Penalty Minutes: Games PIM PIM/G

1 Minnesota-Duluth 9 241 26.8

2 Minnesota State 7 172 24.6

3 Denver 7 158 22.6

4 Minnesota 8 175 21.9

5 North Dakota 9 194 21.6

6 St. Cloud State 8 166 20.8

7 Alaska Anchorage 7 145 20.7

8 Michigan Tech 7 143 20.4

9 Wisconsin 7 126 18.0

10 Colorado College 5 76 15.2



Power Play: Totals SHA PCT

1 Colorado College 10/ 35 0 28.6

2 Wisconsin 14/ 57 1 24.6

3 Alaska Anchorage 9/ 43 1 20.9

4 Michigan Tech 11/ 53 1 20.8

5 Minnesota-Duluth 13/ 66 0 19.7

6 Minnesota 10/ 56 0 17.9

7 St. Cloud State 9/ 65 2 13.8

8 North Dakota 7/ 53 0 13.2

9 Denver 8/ 64 4 12.5

10 Minnesota State 6/ 50 4 12.0



Penalty Kill: Totals SHF PCT

1 St. Cloud State 64/ 68 3 94.1

2 Wisconsin 44/ 49 1 89.8

3 Minnesota 50/ 58 2 86.2

4 Colorado College 28/ 33 1 84.8

5 Minnesota-Duluth 67/ 79 5 84.8

6 North Dakota 56/ 67 0 83.6

7 Denver 45/ 54 2 83.3

8 Alaska Anchorage 39/ 47 0 83.0

9 Minnesota State 40/ 50 0 80.0

10 Michigan Tech 36/ 48 1 75.0



All right, I’ve highlighted some key stats for our little examination.

We’re #1 in penalties. I know in the past I’ve gotten excited about penalties, but in this new era of zebras, we’ve got to stop taking so many penalties! We are spending over a period in the box! (I realize some are coincidental, but for crying out loud!) Now look at Colorado College, the team to beat so far: They’re last in the conference in penalty minutes per game! They’ve obviously adapted well to the new officiating. With a team that relies so much on the game flow, on wearing down their opponents, on speed, we can not be taking so many penalties. It wears us out, and it keeps the other team more fresh, since we have to stop so often.



CC also has the top power play unit, which, coupled with the fewest penalty minutes per game, makes them a tough team to beat. We will not be beating CC any time soon with the amount of time we spend in the box. Our power play unit would be better, statistically speaking, if we didn’t waste the power play 15 seconds in with a stupid penalty! Oh yeah, and that awful 5-on-3 where we couldn’t get a f-ing goal. North Dakota is also struggling in the power play (Sioux fans are pissed about it, too), and it’s showing in their record.



Our penalty kill would also be better, if not for the awful Vermont game where they got all their goals on the power play, and our defense was absolutely decimated by the crappy game DQs. However, five shorthanded goals is pretty freaking amazing. CC has the same penalty kill percentage as we do, so at least we’re on par there.



I’m listening to the Sioux game right now while trying to pack for my journey down to Illinois, and I’m on the gamethread at Sioux Sports. Lots of hockey fans there. If you’re coming here from the link on my posts on the message forum, then hi!

>"Oh My God…

6 November 2004

>…they lost FIVE TO TWO!”

That was my response just a few seconds ago.

What the crap?