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>The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: UND

10 October 2006

>Next up for the Hottie Preview are the boys from the Fighting Sioux.

The Good
I know there’s been a lot of talk about if he will live up to his brother’s achievements, but one thing is for sure: Darcy Zajac is absolutely smokin’. I mean, wow. T.Z. never looked that good.
Another little brother I’m putting on the Good list is Chay Genoway, not because he is super handsome, but because he overcame such great odds, being the brother of Corpse Colby.
All-Hottie Freshman Team Honoree Taylor Chorney and teammate Michael Forney make the list not only because they are good-looking, but because their names rhyme with… each other’s. (*Wink*) Freshmen Hunter Bishop, Anthony Grieco, and Chris VandeVelde round out what is probably the Hottest Freshman Class Ever. And to that, I say, Welcome Freshmen!

The Bad
So, it looks like sophomores, juniors, and seniors have something to prove. T.J. Oshie, Kyle Radke, and RWD Fave Chris Porter were all hotties last season (Porter is a two-time honoree), but took giant steps backwards this year. I’m hoping to see evidence to the contrary as the season rolls on.
Several players have taken steps forward, but not quite to the Hottie level. Brian Lee is rocking the pastels in his photo this year, which I can appreciate, but it doesn’t quite work when you’re super pale with practically white hair. However, he is lookin’ better than last year. Robbie Bina, Jonathon Toews, Ryan Duncan, Brad Miller and Philippe Lamoureux all made improvements as well.
Zach Jones, Erik Fabian, and Ryan Martens didn’t improve in the Hottness category, but at least they didn’t slip any, like teammates Andrew Kozek, Aaron Walski, and Matt Watkins.

The Ugly
Scott Foyt looks like Lew Ford, and that ain’t good, buddy.
Joe Finley needs to A.) smile and B.) see a waxer about those eyebrows. Eyebrows kept Marty Sertich from being considered a Hottie, although Joe’s situation isn’t quite the same.
And Rylan Kaip has a comb over. Enough said.

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  1. 13 October 2006 3:16 am

    >Terrible picture of Oshie… but he’s a damn cutie! Also… Kozek.. that picture does NOT do him justice!!Good call on Darcy though!And for the record, I’m still bitter about Drew last year…

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