>Save The Children
>You know, comrades, this whole blog is about helping people. I’m not in this for fame, glory, or money. Obvs. I would have thrown in the towel A LONG FREAKING TIME AGO if that were the case. So I was recently made aware of a situation in which I can use my blogging powers for good, rather than evil. I’m sure it’ll be a refreshing change, but enjoy it while it lasts…
Imagine you are a child. Like, this one, perhaps.
Now imagine you grow up, play hockey, and leave your home for a better life in America.
Now imagine your father replaces you with another child.
And then imagine the child looks like this:
And then your dad pimps you out to a baby picture contest for a mere pittance.
Please, comrades, you can help Logan Gorsalitz by voting for him in the Hockey Baby Picture Contest. (Although, evidently you must live in Duluth…)
(Seriously, if you pay to vote [for anyone, really, although I guess I’m officially endorsing Logan], your money will go to St. Mary’s Children’s Hospice. Just like the teddy bears you threw. Gors gets a gift card if he wins, of course, but WE ARE ALL WINNERS when we help people.)
And then, since the Bulldogs had a REAL victory (to go along with the MORAL victory from the baby picture contest), we have:
Points Until We Surpass Last Year’s Total: 20 (non-conference! But we’ll take what we can get!)
Wins Until We Surpass Last Year’s Total: 9
My “Guys” Competition:
Matt Niskanen: 19!
Mike Curry: 10
Michael Gergen: 9!
Matt McKnight: 3! (BACK IN ACTION, BABY!!!!!!!!)
Jason Garrison: 2
Detroit Wheels: 3
Gorsalitz: 2 (Hopefully he will get more than 2 votes in the baby contest.)
C. Ryan: 1 (FIRST POINT AS A BULLDOG!!! WAY TO GO, BUDDY!!!!!!)
Sweet. Now all competitors have points! Game on!