>I Guess They Let Any Idiot Have a Blog
>No, that’s not what people say when they read this blog. People just don’t read this blog. (If a blog sucks on the internet and no one reads it, does it make a sound?)
It is, however, what people say when they read this blog.
Speaking of LaP, I saw him at the Final Five. I told him how I felt, meaning I screamed “YOU SUCK, LaP! I MISS CLAY MATVICK!” or something like that. Then I fled like the Paris High Command.
Speaking of the Final Five, I know I didn’t do a recap, but it just wasn’t as notable (read: drunk) this year. There were some jerks sitting behind me, too, who bothered me. It wasn’t the same without the Dogs, either.
People I Met:
MeanEgirl
The Darkness
Dirty
Brenthoven
Some toothless dude who kept hugging MEg
Melmac
HockeyMom
Some dude who works with DA who bought me a beer
A hot guy from Maine
State Of Hockey (a.k.a. Skippy)
People I Saw Who I Already Knew:
Siouxnami
tDHG and Mrs. DHG
tBeersong
FHG
AHABulldog
The Rookie, Scotty, Howard and Turtle
Sioux-cia
Forecheck
The Hottest Girl in Alary’s
MafiaMan and friends
People I Didn’t See (AHEM!):
Let’s Go Mavs
WinTwins
Goon
Redwing77
AZSioux
Badger Backer
Maize
Boosh
USAFA Bulldog
People I Stalked:
LaP
Josh Miskovich
Either Steve Rohlik or a Steve Rohlik look-alike
Those horrible fat people from that team I hate
Next year, I expect to see tDogs there, or else…
Runnin' With the Dogs 
>The only thing that could possibly solve your issues with LaP would be a 3-day weekend on a remote desert island in the South Pacific.And hey … I didn’t hug MEg that many times.
>I said toothless, not hairless.
>Wow. My first-ever mention in RWD’s blog. I’m big time now.
>#1 task on said desert island?Rip all the (girly) shoulder padding out of LaP’s sports coats.
>Your Lapanta’s blog is bad. He hasn’t even updated since winter.
>I’ll be there next year, if tUMD gets there. Grrr.
>He is not MY LaPanta. Gross.Oh, Brad, I forgot to put you on the AHEM! list.
>AHEM!!!!! Yeah, St. Louis was one of the adventures that didn’t happen. And I didn’t make it to the Final Five because I was stupid and didn’t save up any money.We’ll have to see what happens this year. Or maybe we’ll have to drag RWtD up to the Ralph!I’m not a recluse though. I’ve met MEg and I believe Foxton. Might have met one other MTU contingent.I WILL meet RWtD where she’ll find me an incredibly boring person live and wander off to go stalk LaP again. :p
>1) I tried to find you between both periods, but apparently getting beer was at the top of both of our lists.2) I hate Clay Matvick. I am also pretty sure he knows that after a certain Badgers-Gophers series.
>I was just trying to get at LaP. I could care less if Clay came back. They should give me the job. I am like 9 million times hotter than Flagguy.
>LaP is ugly AND stupid, so regardless how hot you are, you’d be a vast improvement!! 🙂
>Meeting HockeyMom was the highlight of your Final Five. Admit it.
>Meeting that OTHER HockeyMom was the highlight… and prob yours too.
>Waiddaminute… what toothless person kept hugging me? I have no clue wtf you’re talking about…
>At the Meet N Greet at Old Chicago.