>Holy Diver
25 October 2007
>Ronnie James Dio wrote this song just for Rhett Rakhshani
Holy Diver
You’ve been down too long on the Magness ice
Oh what you did isn’t nice
Fool the zebra
You can see his stripes but the hit was clean
Oh don’t you see what I mean
Draw a penalty
Holy Diver
Shiny skate blades
Flail in the air to draw attention to you
Scared someone’s coming for you
Race for your team’s bench
You can hide and turtle ’till you see the light
Oh we will pray the call’s right
Draw a penalty-penalty
Between the velvet lies
There’s a truth that can’t be mocked
The player who takes dives
In the pros will just get rocked.
Holy Diver
You’re the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
Fool the zebra
Out of position so you made your scene
Some light can never be seen
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Runnin' With the Dogs 
>HAHAHAHA!! Great stuff D! I can appreciate things when I UNDERSTAND them! I’m just a little slow sometimes!! 🙂
>How drunk were you when you wrote this? 😀 FHG
>Sober! I was inspired by the House of Hair last Sunday.
>I figured for sure the song was directed at Robbie Earl! FHG
>UMD sucks!
>sounds like robbie earl
>This is really good.
>Rakhshani is just so inspiring!
>If I remember right DU and UMD are 2-2 the last four times they played each other.