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26 July 2008

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Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along and read some hits from the blog…

I know, it’s lazy, but it’s entertaining to me at least. One of the things I love about this blog is, even though no one reads it, I still get hits. Judging from some of these keywords, most of the people coming here are sociopaths, but I’m pleased with that.

(Also, folks, what did we learn from last week’s MVP??? That if a player is a healthy scratch or isn’t playing to his potential, it is most likely because he was left handcuffed to a bed by a crazy skank with a dollhouse who falsely accused him of rape and wears crazy wigs. Also, midgets are evil and will stab you in the back, and there’s no point in quitting drinking because life will suck anyway. I haven’t watched this week’s ep. yet, but I KNOW it’s going to be AMAZING.)

Anyway, here. Here is what the once and future mass murderers of the world are using as keywords for their desperate searches:

Hockey-related
grawler for checking amateurs because our grawler is a checking professional
scsu bulldog blog gonna be searching for that for a long time, buddy
umd brooms hockey decc gopher ahh, sweet memories
jordan parise naked gouge my eyes out with a rusty nail!
brian salcido kiss possible cause of the mono?
does tj oshie have have a girlfriend? 2nd most popular hit on this blog, after david james elliott shirtless.
rob bordson loves michael gergen i love him, too. i also love rob bordson.
what does the t in tumd mean ask the expert!
minnesota state mankato nick kemp blog people need to read the media guide more closely.
colby genoway in bed ok, seriously. someone is messing with me. that’s the grossest thought ever conceived.
taylor chorney’s girlfriend …is me.
mike curry muscular agreed
how good is stalock he’s like buttah.
jason garrison brown bear kill kodiak alaska he is SO badasssssss.
robbie earl engaged even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

Semi-hockey-related
duluth, party, football, crazy, bulldogs consider this my rsvp
marney gellner big ass screw you, she just had a baby!
stearns county syndrome, examples see uscho for a plethora
proper way to wear a toga get advice from the godfather
deer fhg yeah, probably not going to happen once he gets into the yukon.
maroon fire helmet needs redecoration!
check me from behind ohhh yeah baby
marney gellner husband yes, she has one, despite speculation to the contrary
minnesota gophers plastic cup 1986 i’m sure you’ll find one in mint condition, cardinal.
fatass fhg possible typo?

What the???
depantsing from behind the only way to do it!
jordan dancer at mettlers that hit probably came from brooklyn center.
s i am so amazing, one can get to my site with a mere letter.
dogs eat man, but don’t quite finish i hope they have tupperware.
rhino lined bong would probably harsh the buzz
picture of bad hair on ugly man that would be like 95% of the WCHA player photos.
why do dogs hypervenilate well, rob green, it cools them.
journalism useless major word.
how will wolves be in a hundred years mean as f***, evolution isn’t that efficient.
snowmobile gauntlet alternate title for my interview with skeeterman
mankato hotties sex for free also probably came from brooklyn center
dying puppies in saint cloud i didn’t think their season was that bad.
sexy mitosis technically correct
do dogs know when you look at them ugly? yes, why are you so mean?
deer attacks dog in hermantown preferrably a dachsund
bleeding from ears get off the internet and CALL 911!
what would worf do probably live in his mom’s basement and get a job as a computer programmer. are you happy?
sweatpants for dogs conspicuous consumption
what happened to curly headed guy on alltel commercial? i’m hoping for “he died a painful death.” or “prison bitch.”
cougar bars in minnesota i would buy that in pamphlet form!
what means if boy holds your hair you’ve probably had too much tequila.
i has blog i shove i does!
bootcamp haircut bleeding maybe you shouldn’t have mouthed off to the DI, private joker.
mile high club penalties possibly checking from behind, or spearing.
bed and breakfasts that except tdogs i would assume all. at least i would hope, for my honeymoon with Evan S.
photo of jason giambi drinking jack daniels from a bottle glad it’s not “photos of RWD” doing the same thing
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9 Comments leave one →
  1. 28 July 2008 2:16 am

    >lol. Thats awesome. Glad to see I’m giving you blog some business. 😀 FHG

  2. 28 July 2008 2:26 am

    >I love goggle hits. They make my day and either make me giggle, gag, or wonder “seriously WTF?!?”Oddly, I’ve gotten a few of those exact hits myself. Very odd. The ones you don’t get that I do all the time is “Hockey attire” or “cute outfits to wear to a hockey game” and crap like that.

  3. 28 July 2008 2:27 am

    >Also, what’s up with the stripper at Metties named Jordan? I’ve gotten that one many times. Maybe FHG can fill us in on why she’s so awesome.

  4. 28 July 2008 2:55 am

    >Didn’t you write an article about what bitches shouldn’t wear to games, though?I get some normal hits, too, but for obvious reasons I didn’t include them.FHG, is Jordan as hott as YOLANDA???

  5. 28 July 2008 3:40 am

    >I did write an article noting not appropriate clothes…but who would think that many, many people are googling that question. I get a hit on it almost daily!

  6. 28 July 2008 3:57 am

    >That just shows what a need the public had for your article. You filled a valuable void in the internet’s bounty of information.

  7. 28 July 2008 4:43 pm

    >I know nothing of this Yolanda you speak of?! As far as Jordan from Mettlers, I have no idea…..I don’t keep track of names, names only complicate things. I’m sure Cardinal did not even remember any of their names either. FHG

  8. 18 August 2008 2:14 am

    >Fantastic.

  9. 9 September 2008 3:27 am

    >Ah Ha Ya Ya Oh we Yolanda. FHG did you hook up with her again?

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