>That Other Draft

Let’s get started!

Me: First, RWD would like to thank the Internet for hosting this draft, you’ve been great hosts and I’ve felt so welcome. In the first round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft, RWD would like to select… JACK CONNOLLY.

Applause, applause, hand him a jersey, take photo with like ten old dudes in suits.

Bruce Ciskie: All right, folks, we’re sitting here with the man of the hour, #1 overall pick Jack Connolly. Jack finished second last year in the My Guy competition, so it’s natural RWD would start out with someone she knew could jump in and be a playmaker right away. Jack, how do you feel right now?

JCON: This chick is crazy. I mean, seriously. I fear for my life.

Bruce Ciskie: I don’t doubt it. Good luck with that. Let’s go on to the next round.

Me: RWD would like to congratulate Jack Parker and Boston University on their national championship. In the second round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft, RWD would like to select… BRADY LAMB.

Applause, applause, hand him a jersey, take photo with like an old person, a random UMD alumnus, and six random children. Ciskie is too busy writing about college football on Twitter to interview a second-rounder.

Me: In the third round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft… dans la troisième étape du 2009-2010 Mon Homme repechage… RWD would like to select… RWD voudrait choisir… MIKE SEIDEL.

Hey, it’s the third round. By now, everyone’s gone home. Jersey’s in the mail.

Aaand…. scene!