>Pret-a-Porter

Since I am a fan of UMD Athletics, UMD Hockey, the UMD Bulldogs AND UMD Stores on Facebook, I learned that according to Seventeen magazine (which no one who is 17 actually reads, btw; by that time gals have graduated to Cosmo), fall fashions include furry vests, “luxe” faux-leather minis, hideous lipstick colors, and UMD hockey t-shirts.

A Peanut Butter Hjelle Time shirt would be a better option. Only $10. Just sayin’…