It’s the End of the World As We Know It

That’s great, it starts with Penn State, pucks and skates,
the WCHA – Terry Pegula’s not afraid.
End of a hockey era, Huntsville always gets spurned,
Schools serve their own needs, Big Ten serves their own needs.
Feed it to an off wing, grind, cycle, check,
Bloggers start to chatter with fear that might makes right.
Don Adam’s hired, representing eight teams, WCHA commissioner’s a liar, NCHC’s lame website.
Rest of west are regrouping in a hurry with the furies breathing down their necks.
Team by team fans are baffled, whine, gripe and mock.
Look at the mistakes!
Fine, then. Uh oh, I don’t know, speculation, Tech fans get rude, but it’ll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself.
Schools serve their own needs, watch games on a $90 feed
Tell me with the rapture, UND fans are always in the right – right?
You vitriolic, psychotic, score, fight, goal light, feeling pretty psyched.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Seven o’clock – drop the puck. Big 10 fans out of luck.
Saturday, tape delay, what’s the radio say?
Cashing in, backstabbing, rebranding, blood letting.
Every motive monetary. Little schools’ future’s scary.
Football games, day games. Step down, step down.
See CCHA crush, crushed.
Uh-oh, this means no fear hockey’s here.
Won’t shed any tears! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer teams solutions, offer teams alternatives and they decline.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of fights, UND and Gophers divide. End of a big rivalry.
Guy Gadowsky. Barry Alvarez. Tom Anastos and Bruce MacLeod.
MacNaughton Cup, Final Five, Target Center, boom!
You’re idiotic, wax rhapsodic, what the heck, right? Right.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.