>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WHAT THE F-ING F?
I just wrote something and hit publish and the thing said it was published successfully BUT THAT WAS A LIE because NOTHING WAS THERE except the title and the labels.
:::chokes out a bitch:::
UNCOOL.
“I saw a wino, and he was eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait.” –Mitch Hedberg.
Sorry, LGM, but you have to wait, too.
>Silent All These Weeks
>So, I’m sure no one noticed/cared, but I took a little break from writing after I finished up the All-Hottie Teams. That’s probably indicative of what the next few months are going to be like. I’m not running silent like Donald, but you can’t expect content every day. Could you expect content every day during the season? No, I’m not Goddard, I don’t re-post newspaper articles and call it content…
Most of the next few months will involve me shoving my opinion down your throat longer, more editorial pieces. It takes a long time for 1,000 monkeys typing on 1,000 typewriters to come up with an opinion piece than it did to update Numbers or giggle about hot guys, so don’t expect brilliance every two or three days.
>The All-WCHA Hottie Teams
>The conference tournaments are over, the NCAA regionals are set, and that means only one thing: it’s time to give out the most prestigious honors in college hockey. For the third year in a row, Runninwiththedogs presents the All-WCHA Hottie Teams!
Coach: Jamie Russell**
Bloggers: MeanEgirl, Boosh, and The Darkness, of the Tech Hockey Blog
1st team:
F Chris Porter, UND**
F Darcy Zajac, UND
F Tyler Ruegsegger, DU
D Taylor Chorney, UND
D Trent Palm, UMD
G Rob Nolan, MTU*
2nd team:
F Ryan Peckskamp, SCSU
F Michael Forney, UND
F T.J. Oshie, UND*
D Ryan Berry, UAA
D R.J. Linder, MSU-M*
G Nathan Lawson, UAA*
3rd team:
F Bryan McGregor, UMD*
F Chris VandeVelde, UND
F MacGregor Sharp, UMD
D Zach Blom, DU**
D David Carlisle, SCSU
G Glenn Fisher, DU
Freshman team:
F Tyler Ruegsegger, DU
F Darcy Zajac, UND
F Ryan Peckskamp, SCSU
D Trent Palm, UMD
D Drew Dobson, MTU
G Alex Stalock, UMD
*denotes two-time honoree
**denotes three-time honoree
This year was slightly different, in that I consulted others for their input (thanks for all the photos and campaigns!) I agreed, with some advice, disagreed with some, and was totally puzzled by some. I decided to invite fellow fans to make their own lists.
Suze’s Picks (UAA)
F Patrick Mullen, DU
F Jay Beagle, UAA
F Chris Porter, UND
D J.P. Testwuide, DU
D Alex Goligoski, UMTC
G Rob Nolan, MTU
Let’s Go Mavs’s Picks (MSU-M)
F Darcy Zajac, UND
F Braydon Cox, CC
F Ryan Peckskamp, SCSU
D R.J. Linder, MSU-M
D Brian Kilburg, MSU-M
G Rob Nolan, MTU
Catie’s Picks (DU)
F Jonathon Toews, UND
F Andrew Gordon, SCSU
F Patrick Mullen, DU
D Andrew Thomas, DU
D Mike Vannelli, UMTC
G Bobby Goepfert, SCSU
Nin’s Picks (UW)
F Patrick Mullen, DU
F Matt Tyree, MSU-M
F Michael Gergen, UMD
D R.J. Linder, MSU-M
D Blake Friesen, MSU-M
G Rob Nolan, MTU
MeanEgirl’s Picks (MTU)
F Justin Bourne, UAA
F Darcy Zajac, UND
F Brandon Polich, CC
D Casey Borer, SCSU
D David Fischer, UMTC
G Rob Nolan, MTU
WinTwins’s Picks (SCSU)
F Brandon Vossberg, DU
F Andrew Gordon, SCSU
F Braydon Cox, CC
D R.J. Linder, MSU-M
D Casey Borer, SCSU
G Rob Nolan, MTU
Melmac’s Picks (UMTC)
F Justin Bourne, UAA
F Chris Tarkir, UAA
F Chris VandeVelde, UND
D J.P. Testwuide, DU
D Mike Vannelli, UMTC
G Rob Nolan, MTU
HockeyMom’s Picks (UND)
F Chris Porter, UND
F T.J. Oshie, UND
F Tyler Ruegsegger, DU***
D Taylor Chorney, UND***
D Trent Palm, UMD***
G Rob Nolan, MTU***
***denotes athlete filled in by me. HockeyMom voted nine times for Porter and once for T.J. She sucks at counting.
>If You Leave Me Now…
>…you’ll take away the biggest part of me
>DanceMania
>W000000000000t!
I was on Dancemania with THGIA! We were the girls in leather!
>Final-y!
>Oh yes, it’s here, comrades. I’m leaving for the Final Five in one hour, with UMDDogz and The Hottest Girl in Alary’s. It’s going to be off the chain.
Section 115. Probably the only ‘Dogs fans in the section. Come buy me beers say hello. Don’t be offended if I don’t remember afterwards.
>The Count
The final numbers are in!
Record: 5-14-3 (1 SO) (14th)
GAA: 3.34 (14th)
SV%: .881 (14th)
GAA: 2.98
Record: 6-16-4
GAA: 3.45
SV%: .877
Record: 2-5-0
GAA: 3.32
SV%: .892
Record: 3-4-0
GAA: 4.19
SV%: .848
SV%: .871
>MeanEgirl’s Day Off
>MEg and tDarkness forced me to go to the Mall of America today.
I’m sort of embarrassed to admit it, since those of us who leave near the MoA never go there. What’s the point? There are 4 malls closer to me than the MoA, and I don’t have to walk 10 miles if I need to get to a store across the mall. Plus, I hate shopping. And people.
Anyway, how could I turn down a chance to hang out with someone my own size? I should point out that, if you stacked me on MEg’s shoulders, we would only come up to tDarkness’s elbow. He is very tall.
The trip ended up being fabulous, because I was able to find a fuzzy UMD hockey helmet I can wear to the Final Five. Superb. The Darkness has a hat fetish, so he found 2 hats, and MEg found some excellent tailgating supplies. MEg is afraid of rides that might be fun, so we didn’t go on any rides. We mostly spent our time looking for some banana flavored ice cream and a cowbell.
Here we are looking like pimp mamas at the greatest of all stores, Dollar Tree.
Here we are masquerading as Bucky and Goldy fans.
Now we are pretending to be CC and DU fans, except we’re not killing each other. It’s fitting, since Tech bounced CC this year, and we knocked Denver out last year!
It felt like I was wearing a dead Gopher on my head. ::Shudder::
Here we’re testing out some gear in case they need extra players during the Final Five.
There’s evidently going to be a meet and stalk greet tomorrow at the Plymouth Old Chicago. It was organized by the fabulous Brenthoven and once again, MEg is forcing me to attend. It starts at 8.
*Edit* Evidently, the joke’s on us!
>Last Night
>Last night was a tough loss for the Dogs, but honestly, even though it was really, really, really, really, really, really devastating, it…
Well, it wasn’t that bad.
FIRST AND FOREMOST, I think it would have killed me if Kronick had scored that OT goal. It would have been a knife through my heart. And then liver. And spinal column. And pinky toe. I commented to DA and UMDDogz that I could handle a loss, as long as it wasn’t handed to us by Dan Kronick.
So, there is a Hockey God, and I was spared. I had the home defibrilator on standby just in case.
I know, it’s so cliche, but how can you root for someone to lose in a game like that? Even a rival. As I noted to a SCSU fan who sent me some hottie pictures, I think we’ve got a pretty good one going. Screw the Gophers, who think that everyone gets up for them and no one else.
Each team had some chances, some missed opportunities, and some unbelievable luck. Pipes, fanned shots, fabulous saves from out of nowhere. St. Cloud had 2 goals that were (correctly) disallowed, but by mere centimeters. Our PK shone, especially when we started OT down a player. I can’t imagine how tired and sore those guys were/still are. It sounded like quite a few guys were playing through varied injuries.
I’m proud of the Dogs for this weekend. There were a lot of fans from various teams (meaning just about everyone who made a prediction) thinking the Dogs would get manhandled. And why wouldn’t they think that? We’ve been shut out twice by St. Cloud this year, and beaten in all four games this season. Instead, we won the first game and took the games we lost to overtime and triple overtime. Sunday was the fifth longest game in college hockey history. I don’t buy the excuse that St. Cloud underachieved. Maybe they underachieved in their game against UND, as some of their fans claim. I just think the Dogs finally started playing to their ability.
To the senior class, there may be only four of you, but you were each an integral part of this Bulldog team, and you will be missed tremendously. I’ll be posting a senior goodbye later, but I don’t think I could thank those guys enough.
Win or lose, we made a game of it, and I couldn’t be happier for the effort…
Okay, I could be happier. If we’d won. But next year, we’re going to be killers.
>.
>The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Bulldog six that day,
The score stood two to two, with but sixteen minutes to play.
And then when Fulton fanned a shot, and Gergen did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair.
The rest clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast.
They thought, “If only the Bulldogs could get themselves reset.
We’d put up even money now, if Raymond hit the net.”
Akins seemed a bit lost, without linemate Curry;
And Kemper, who was a wrecker, took a sketchy penalty
So upon that stricken multitude, grim melancholy set;
for there seemed but little chance of anyone hitting the net.
But Gergen let drive some good shots, to the wonderment of all.
And Fulton tried a wraparound, but none would get the call.
And when the whistle blew, and men saw what had occurred,
there was nothing in the net, except Bobby Goepfert.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
it rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
it pounded through on the mountain and recoiled upon the plain;
for the Bulldogs, mighty Bulldogs, were refusing to be slain.
There was ease in McKnight’s manner as he stepped into his place,
there was pride in Carroll’s bearing and a smile lit Nisky’s face.
And when, among the many cheers, the face-off match was set,
no stranger in the crowd could doubt tDogs would hit the net.
Ten thousand eyes were on them as they skated up the ice.
Five thousand tongues applauded, cause Johnson’s saves were nice.
Then, while the writhing Goepfert was flopping on the ground,
the Bulldogs all dug at it, but no one could get it ’round.
And now the rubber cylinder came hurtling through the air,
and Johnson stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Shot by the sturdy Husky the puck unheeded sped —
“That ain’t my style,” said Johnson.
“No goal!” Jon Campion said.
From the benches, maroon and gold, there went up a muffled roar,
like the beating of the storm waves on a stern and distant shore.
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone (probably the Bob),
and it’s likely they’d have killed him had not replay done its job.
With a smile of certain victory, each Bulldog’s visage shone,
they stilled the rising tumult, they bade the game go on.
At a signal from the referee, the linesman dropped the puck,
the goal horn blasted loudly, but Jon Campion said, “No luck!”
“Fraud!” cried the maddened Huskies, and their fans answered “Fraud!”
But at scornful looks from Bulldogs, the audience was awed.
They saw each face grow stern and cold, they saw the muscles strain,
and they knew that Johnson wouldn’t let that puck go by again.
The sneer has fled from Fulton’s lip, the teeth are clenched in hate.
He enters the faceoff circle, against a guy named Nate.
And now the linesman holds the puck, and now he lets it go,
and now the air is shattered by the force of Nodl’s blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,
but there is no joy in Mudville — the mighty Bulldogs got knocked out.
*this poem is an adaptation of “Casey at the Bat” by Ernest L. Thayer







