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>The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: SCSU

13 October 2006

>Last year, when no one from St. Cloud made the All-Hottie team, someone commented, “I guess SCSU is a bunch of uggos.” I would argue that, on the whole, that’s true, but there’s a few glimmers of hope.

The Good
Matt Hartman has really stepped it up this year, and although he’s probably not going to make the top Hottie list this year, he’s still lookin’ pretty good. Marty Mjelleli and David Carlisle did, too. I guess they don’t like the term freshman at St. Cloud, possibly because of the “man” suffix, so they say “First Year.” Well, “First Year” Ryan Peckskamp is also on the Good list.

The Bad
As always, there are People Who Look Like Famous People. Da Huskies have John Swanson, who reminds me of Steve from Sex and the City, and Ryan Lasch, who looks like Andy Gibb. Someone who no longer resembles a celebrity is Aaron Brocklehurst, who I once though looked like Jim Morrison. Alas, no more.
In the People Who Look Like Non-Famous People I Know category, Bobby Goepfert channels The Alleged Webmaster’s current co-worker, who drunkenly promised to follow the Bulldogs this year in order to understand their greatness. This person also yelled “I HOPE DENVER WINS” at me after I yelled at him while listening to the second game of the WCHA first round playoffs this March.
I know MeanEGirl is dying inside because I didn’t pick Casey Borer for the list, but how many times do I have to say, you can supply photographic evidence to support your cause. I just don’t see it.
Ever have one of those facial tics where your eye twitches? Craig Gaudet had one during his picture. I think Andreas Nodl is trying to sell me a car that has “speed holes” in it and sawdust in the gas tank. Matt Stephenson is possibly a robot.
AJ Gale and Grant Clafton must have had a late night prior to picture day, and it shows. Justin Fletcher and Chris Anderson scare me.
Jon Ammerman, Garrett Raboin, Nate Raduns, and Gary Houseman were close to making the Good list. Andrew Gordon and Jake Weslosky confused me: are they hott and have a bad picture? Or nott? Something’s not quite right. I wasn’t confused at all about BJ O’Brien though. Definitely the Bad list. Count Nate Dey on the “Failed To Impress” list.
I think Michael Olson‘s birthdate has a typo. It should read 5/17/74, not 84.

The Ugly
Sweet Mother of Mercy, Dan Kronick is even more ugly than last year.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. 13 October 2006 9:18 pm

    >Justin Fletcher and Chris Anderson look like guys that have been banned from the park for staring at little kids too much. Freaks! Also, my friend LOVES Bobby G…I told her he tried to look all smarty pants this year with the glasses (trying to over come the whole cheating scandal at Providence?)…but then failed to look totally smarty cuz his glasses are crooked:)

  2. 13 October 2006 11:59 pm

    >I don’t recall yelling, “I HOPE DENVER WINS!”. However, if you say I did, it must have happened. I was being genuine when I stated I would watch the Bulldogs to see what all the hub-bub was about. Unfortunately, their games are difficult to locate. The must have such a HUUUUUUGE following, that all of the t.v. airwaves get sucked up into oblivion. Love, Bobby Goepfert

  3. 15 October 2006 1:33 am

    >Listen, Bobby (if that is your real name), they ARE on TV.Even your precious Goofers aren’t on TV this weekend.Go back to Arizona!

  4. 15 October 2006 7:08 am

    >RWD! I DEMAND that you move Casey up to “The Good.” … this picture of him isn’t as cute as the one 20 seconds before would’ve been… as I had Casey all wrapped up in my arms. Hee!!

  5. 15 October 2006 2:48 pm

    >It’s kind of dark…


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