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28 February 2009


tUMD 2, Corporate Drones 2

Hello, all! Are we all exhilarated and refreshed after the stressful tie last night? Are we all so nervous our hearts are pounding faster than a hummingbird’s wings? Don’t leave me hangin’ here!

I was so stressed last night. And the entire day preceding the game. And pretty much ever since I recovered from my trip to Houghton. And a tie is incredibly stressful for me because of its potential to swing from 1 point to 0 in a matter of seconds. Especially when tUMD’s all-star rocking forecheckers didn’t GO TO THE NET ENOUGH. ESPECIALLY ON THE POWER PLAYS, GUYS. Seriously. Peppermint Patty was leaving you nice sexy rebounds to romance into the net, and y’all were like “We just want to CYCLE!!!” Seriously, though, tUMD put on a CLINIC in pressure in the offensive zone in the 3rd period. However, not enough players registered for the break-out session on goal-scoring.

It’s no surprise to see who stepped up in this game. MATT GREER and NICK KEMP, two SENIORS. Greer’s goal was just… ok I should have watched the tape delay so I could really write about it, but I happened to be looking right down on it and on the initial shot or pass or whatever I was like “Nooooo” because I didn’t think it came at Matty at a good angle but then he just made it work. Tim Gunn would be proud. Kemp’s goal was an awesome garbage goal that Peppermint Patty couldn’t keep out of the net. Honestly I can’t believe the whistle wasn’t blown or something but MIRACLE OF MIRACLES the officials never lost sight of the puck. The Gopher goals came on 1.) Stalock being Stalock and 2. Shenanigans so I’m feeling pretty good about tonight’s game. I think that UMTC should probably put away the checkbook and save any money earmarked for tonight’s ref payoffs for the 09-10 campaign; what is the point? Even winning out may not help their cause.

I’d like to talk for a moment about YET ANOTHER reason why I’m glad I’m not a Gopher fan. There are just so many, but their precious palace is one that I’m probably in the minority on. I think for a college atmosphere, it’s just… terrible. My #1 complaint is that when I am yelling, only like 1% of the people in the arena can hear me. Trust me, I’m yelling for a reason, you want to hear it. Unless like in the 2nd period when I yelled “LET’S GO POWER PLAY!” when we were 4 on 4. I could not count, evidently. But I think the clock guy heard me because there was only a Gopher penalty on the board. But other than swallowing up the noise of the individual, the arena sucks because there’s no sense of unity among the fans. Even the student sections couldn’t get together, and they are on a cheering schedule. Cheer at an unscheduled time, and one of the 8,000-year-old ushers will ask you to leave. Oh, and also, when Thug4life Jake Hansen took out Greer and Suz was running onto the ice, the music folks decided to play “Another One Bites The Dust.” Ok, Music Person, I’m pretty classless at arenas at times, but I’m not in any way affiliated with tUMD. YOU are, and you suck. SANCTIONS! One final thought: how come no one can trash talk well with me? Someone asked me “Are all UMD fans like you?” and I said “They aren’t as cute as me,” and he said “That must have been a long bus ride.” Then later when T-Lu and the Sheriff took their OT matching penalties, I was laughing about Sunday dinner at the Lucia house and how Tony would be in trouble, and the wife of the previously mentioned person said “He’ll get extra dessert.” What? People, try harder.

Sigh. I’m in class right now and don’t have my Numbers. I just know that Matty G and Kemper the Wrecker are OFF NOTICE!!!!

Come on ‘Dogs!!! No giving away charity points tonight! Go for the jugular!!

6 Comments leave one →
  1. 28 February 2009 8:29 pm

    >RWD, How could you do it?Not mention that MacGregor Sharp had an assist on Kemp’s goal. That gives him 32!Go Dogs!

  2. 28 February 2009 9:20 pm

    >Yesterday was only my 2nd time seeing the Bulldogs play this season. I have one question.Have they been cheating the whole year?OMG .. the number of uncalled illegal basketball style picks by Bulldogs on Gophers in the corners was beyond belief. If Lucia had any uninflamed working nerves in his head he should have been all over the refs … of course John Hill wouldn’t have even noticed the flagrant violations of the rules by EVERY Bulldog line.Don’t expect next weekends referees to ignore these blatant interference infractions.

  3. 28 February 2009 9:30 pm

    >Picks are legal for all teams in college hockey, according to the referees. Why should tUMD play a “clean” game when nothing will be called? They’ve been crapped on all year by B.S. non-calls on interference.And I’m sure UAA throws more than their fair share. As did the Gophers. There were 2 teams on the ice, you know.

  4. 28 February 2009 10:37 pm

    >Uh oh .. someone took me a bit too seriously. I thought the word “cheating” would give the whole thing enough hyperbole to forestall such a response. My bad. However …. Picks aren’t called because most times they appear as incidental to the cycling effort. The Bulldogs didn’t attempt in any way to disguise them. Enforcement is quite likely a future “point of emphasis” for our fine WCHA refs.Far be it for me to take the Gophers side since they utilize multiple cheats whenever they can.

  5. 28 February 2009 10:59 pm

    >Honor doesn’t win championships, Donald!

  6. 2 March 2009 4:24 pm

    >My first time in the updated mariucchi areana…not bad except for morons that stand in front of legitimate hockey fans…I hope the dogs can rally at home for their final series and the start of an awesome playoff run!!! Good post, rwd! And thanks for the jersey!


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