Sharktastic!

Oh, hey there, guys. Just wanted to remind you, in all this talk of Justin Fontaine, that I’M IN THE NHL TOO! AND I EVEN GOT MY FAVORITE NUMBER. Did Fontaine get his favorite number? Psssh. They just gave him any old dirty number. Probably didn’t even wash the jersey.

Now excuse me, I have to put some WD-40 on the bench door hinges so I can get it open quickly.

Thanks to Gif Master CJ Zero, King of Screencaps!