Let’s Forget Our Troubles With a Big Bowl of Sweeping the Gophers

I sit here, on the eve of destruction, watching the news and feeling my heart sink lower and lower as I ponder weak and weary over the frightful reality of what is about to begin tomorrow. I hope that sometimes soon I can feel as good as I did last weekend, in the third period, when Kate Schipper took a slashing penalty to negate a Gopher PP with under 2 minutes to go in the game. At that point, I finally allowed myself to exhale, secure that my Bulldogs were going to sweep those rodents for the first time in far, far too long.

Thank you, Doggies. We all needed that.