>Who’s Your Mommy?
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>Over the River and Through the Woods
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Do I really have to do this? I mean, does anyone care?
Saturday home games usually involve the same ritual. I wake up somewhere uncomfortable after getting a terrible night’s sleep. Some college football is watched. Signs are made. Biddco and I have to listen to the same songs: Party in the USA, You Belong To Me, I’m On A Boat, I’m In A Box (which is a parody of On A Boat involving Balloon Boy), and Single Ladies. Some of those are interchangeable but if I haven’t heard Party in the USA about six times by the time we head out for dinner, then I’m not fully ready for game time.
This weekend I was sitting in my living room trying to cram as much information about backflush costing (NOT EVEN ON THE EXAM! NOT EVEN MENTIONED! WHAT A WASTE!) as possible into my brain. I got an A in the class. Guess it was worth it. Unlike when I missed celebrating the Final Five win. Bleah.
So I had to sit at home, B2 feed on the big screen, chat room with my family, chat room for the Duluth News Tribune, USCHO game thread, tPB thread, Twitter… Yeah, there’s a lot going on.
Wade Bergman got his first goal that counted! (We all know he actually scored his first goal against the Gophers, but that’s fine.) And then My Jacky scored, getting Team Cougar on the board for the night (well in that game, as Malcolm Gwilliam had already done so in the MTU-UMTC game), and then Tyler Ruegsegger scored and then Oleksuk and then FINALLY we could all breathe.
In the 2nd period we all went to a dark place of which we will not speak.
Some time in the first 9 minutes of the 3rd period I said something about how I had not heard Kyle Schmidt’s name much and that I was ready for him to score a goal. ONCE AGAIN you can give me the 3rd assist on his goal because I TOTALLY CALLED IT. I am sure I have outlined this gift of mine but for those of you who don’t know, when I make a call, IT HAPPENS. For example, once when I was away at school, I called my ex-boyfriend and he happened to be at a Twins game. Torii Hunter was up and I said “Tell Torii Hunter to hit a home run,” AND HE TOTALLY DID IN THAT AT BAT. If that doesn’t convince you, I was at a Twins-Yankees playoff game and as they were doing the starting lineups they announced Henry Blanco (this was the year Baby Jeebus was injured in, like, the second game of the year) and I cheered like crazy and everyone looked at me like I was nuts and then HE HIT A HOMERUN THAT LANDED LIKE THREE ROWS IN FRONT OF ME and then everyone in the section thought I was a genius.
Then My Jacky scored AGAIN and then Rob Bordson FINALLY got himself Off Notice-Goals Only and then Gwoz pulled Chevy (because did it even matter) and I yelled GIVE THE PUCK TO JACKY!!!! as a hat trick nets a LOT of points in fantasy hockey and I am always mindful of that. Alas. No empty net goals were obtained.
I realize this is a terrible recap but I had to at least get something in the books. AND NOW THE AGONIZING BREAK IS UPON US.
Numbers
Wins until we reach last season’s total: 2! (Just as I asked!)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 10! (Goin’ down down down down down!)
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 26! (Wish it had been 27, but I’ll take it!)
Brady Lamb: 8
Mike Seidel: 8!
Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 9
Mike Seidel: 7
Wade Bergman: 2!
Keegan Flaherty: 2
Dan Delisle: 1
Jake Hendrickson: 1
Drew Olson: 1
Connollys
Jacky: 26!
Mikey: 19!
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 1
Dylan: 9
Drews
Olson: 10
Akins: 15
On Notice
Cody Danberg
Dan Delisle
Keegan Flaherty
Chad Huttel
Scott Kishel
Brady Lamb
Drew Olson
Goals Only
Jordan Fulton
Dylan Olsen
Mike Seidel
>Study Break
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The first period was very uneventful. tUMD had a power play chance early, which seems to happen a lot, and they did not capitalize, which also happens a lot. It wasn’t that early, I guess, it was about 6 mins into the game, but I feel like those early PPs are such a missed opportunity. They’re well-rested, the other team hasn’t had a chance to get adjusted to their style, the goalie’s not quite settled yet. Of course, 5 on 3 opportunities to tie up the game when the opponents are tired are also good chances to score. Or so it would seem. DU got on the board in the second period thanks to junior forward Jesse Martin, who pretty much came out of nowhere for me this year. I’d never heard of him before! I think it’s maybe because he has a boring name. I mean, it’s easy to remember someone named Rhett Rakhshani. Well, also because he is very good. And extremely unattractive. But Jesse Martin seems about as plain vanilla as you can get and thus his emergence this year has surprised me. That goal was assisted on by one half of DU’s power couple, William Wrenn (a LOT of people fell for that!!) and Anthony Maiainollyollyoxandfreeani. The DECC was as close to dead silent as 4437 (ha! Yeah right! That many people did not show up!) could be. I do not believe there was a single DU fan in the house.
I yelled at the Dogs that I didn’t want to see any of that two goal lead crap, and caused this old man in front of me to visibly jump. Drew Akins scored on the Bulldogs’ second power play opportunity. It was actually a power play I thought was going nowhere in a hurry, but they pumped it in with 22 seconds remaining. I didn’t see what happened because there were a lot of folks in the way and it was at the other end of the rink from me.
I’d like to pause here for a public service announcement. Dear Bulldogs: when you go through your little celebratory fist pump line, it’s supposed to go Goal Scorer, First Assist, Second Assist, Losers Who Didn’t Get A Point. Not whoever gets there first. Joe Colborne scored on a PP chance where he was literally a foot in front of Peanut Butter Hjelle and he roofed it. The puck went almost straight up. Guys. No need to let them in so close. That’s classic Denver right there, and classic Colborne: right in front of the net, just hangin’ around waiting for the puck. He’s not untouchable, just give him a nice friendly hip check. He’s tall, yes, but he’s not very solid. DU got that all-important 2 goal lead on a Kyle Ostrow PP goal, but tUMD answered fairly quickly with a neat goal. I can’t really describe it because I’m just not good at that sort of thing, but Monkey was carrying the puck into the zone (IMAGINE THAT, IT ONLY TOOK TWO PERIODS OF HOCKEY TO FIGURE THAT OUT) and just plowed right through these DU guys and maintained possession of the puck and then something happened that I don’t remember, either he shot the puck or passed it or lost it and MCON recovered it, but it was in the net! With half a period to go! Yes! With about 7:25 to go in the game, DU took a penalty (a vicious elbow to the head that knocked a helmet off, which could easily have been a five minute major) and then another one, and then Chevy made this amazing save and then the wheels fell off the power play unit and flames blasted from my ears and nostrils. It kind of looked like this, except without the beard, and replace DEFENSE with OFFENSE.
Once tUMD had the goalie pulled, things went crazy. Cheverie is a good goalie. There’s no doubt about it. He made some great saves, and we needed to be perfect, but everything was just a little off, a little to the left or a little early or a little late or a little too far, and then the game was over. There was a sort of horsecrap call at the very end when DU had an obvious hand pass that was not blown dead, and then they iced the puck, and then there were only two seconds in the game instead of 10. Which is not THAT big of a deal but still, 10 seconds is time for a face-off win, a quick shot, and a rebound, and two seconds is not.
Oh well. Win tonight. DU will be without their star defenceman, Patrick Wiercioch, and we will be without Dylan Olsen, who did not have his best game last night. Best of luck to BOTH of them at the World Juniors camp, and I hope they represent college hockey well! I don’t know who’s going to be in goal, but I do know Delisle Smash! is in for Hendo. NumbersWins until we reach last season’s total: 3 (Let’s make that 2 tonight!)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 12 (And bring that down to 10!) My Guys
Jack Connolly: 23
Brady Lamb: 8
Mike Seidel: 7 Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 9
Mike Seidel: 7
Keegan Flaherty: 2
Wade Bergman: 1
Dan Delisle: 1
Jake Hendrickson: 1
Drew Olson: 1 Connollys
Jacky: 23
Mikey: 16! (Only exclamation point in The Numbers, sadly) Olsen/Olson
Drew: 1
Dylan: 9 Drews
Olson: 10
Akins: 15 On Notice
Cody Danberg
Dan Delisle
Keegan Flaherty
Chad Huttel
Scott Kishel
Brady Lamb
Drew Olson Goals Only
Rob Bordson
Jordan Fulton
Dylan Olsen
Mike Seidel
>On The Move
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>University of Denver Roster Includes Team’s First Gay Couple
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(above) DU freshmen Adam Murray and William Wrenn are the University’s first openly gay couple.
The University of Denver is known as the curve-setter for political correctness in the collegiate world. From the replacement of their offensive, imperialist mascot Boone to workshops on microaggressions, they have set a tone of tolerance and acceptance. And now the school’s hockey team sets out to break down one of the biggest barriers in today’s society: gays in sports.
Two of Denver’s freshmen, goaltender Adam Murray and defenceman William Wrenn, both of Anchorage, Alaska, are the University of Denver men’s hockey team’s first openly gay couple. According to the DU Clarion, the pair have been “best friends” since they were twelve. It appears they did not begin their relationship until after they both left for the United States’ National Team Development Program in Ann Arbor, Michigan. “We just kind of hit it off,” Wrenn was quoted in the Clarion, “We get along really well.”
The Pioneers’ coach, George Gwozdecky, is known for his commitment to diversity, reaching out to those who are differently abled. Gwozdecky’s assistant coach, Derek Lalonde, suffers from alopecia universalis, while student assistant David Carle has a condition known as hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Gwozdecky stated he is “always glad to help people who may be denied an opportunity simply because of their appearance, or their health concerns, or their sexuality.”
“We really like playing for Coach Gwozdecky,” Murray said in a recent interview. “He’s just super!”
Wrenn added, “He’s a fabulous dresser!”
Wrenn and Murray may be Denver’s first gay couple, but they are not alone in the Western Collegiate Hockey Association. The University of North Dakota’s Brett Hextall and Mario Lamoureux have been open with their relationship since a Valentine’s episode of Brad Miller Time, a popular intermission video played at North Dakota home games, and the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities stars Danny Irmen and Ryan Potulny were rumored to be in a relationship as well, though they never publicly confirmed it.
Upon hearing about the couple, University of Minnesota-Twin Cities forward Jordan Schroeder issued a statement to the media. “I am fully committed to my heterosexuality. I have no intention to stop dating women and starting dating men. I think it’s important for me to publicly state that I am straight. I am happy for William and Adam and hope they reach their goal of gay marriage.”
When asked about how the Minnesota-Duluth student section’s recent gaffe involving a homophobic chant would affect him this weekend, Murray seemed unconcerned. “It’s not anything we haven’t heard before,” he said, shrugging it off. “I’ll listen from my seat the bench and see if anything happens.”
>PP
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Two opinions, both alike in dignity,
On the Internet, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where power play stats makes Bulldog fans unclean.
From forth the fatal minds of these few foes
A set of Bulldog fans state their thoughts;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with this post find the facts they sought.
The statistics of our special teams prove,
The true merits on which to judge their fight,
Which, but my number crunching, nought could remove,
Is now these few lines’ traffic of my site;
The which if you with patient eyes attend,
What here shall miss, my toil shall strive to mend.
What say ye, Stats Man?
Here are the unbiased statistics on the powerplay:
Vs. “Bad” teams (LSSU, MSUM, Clarkson, MTU, UMN): 19-62, 31%
Vs. “Good” teams (NMU, SCSU, CC, UND): 6-40, 15%
And in response, Hockey Fan?
Bad teams don’t necessarily have bad penalty kills. The bottom line is that our power play is one of the best in the nation. It isn’t perfect, but it’s very good.
And, let’s go to the numbers!
Lake Superior State
Record: 1-0
Our PP: 33.3%
Their PK: 85.3%
+18.6%
Northern Michigan
Record: 0-1
Our PP: 0%
Their PK: 82.6%
-17.4%
Minnesota State
Record: 2-0
Our PP: 38.4%
Their PK: 82.8%
+21.2%
St. Cloud State
Record: 0-1-1
Our PP: 25%
Their PK: 84.6%
+9.6% (Although they did get 2 SHG)
Clarkson
Record: 2-0
Our PP: 20%
Their PK: 75.3%
-4.7%
Colorado College
Record: 1-1
Our PP: 16.7%
Their PK: 88.6%
+5.3%
Michigan Tech
Record: 1-1
Our PP: 50%
Their PK: 62.2%
+12.2%
Minnesota-Twin Cities
Record: 2-0
Our PP: 18.2%
Their PK: 82.9%
+1.1%
North Dakota
Record: 1-1
Our PP: 12.5%
Their PK: 88.2%
+0.7%
So, overall, tUMD has performed at or above the level where the opponents’ PK would predict we perform. They have the 7th best power play in the country.
Now, why doesn’t it feel that way sometimes?
>The Thrill of Victory
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Ah yes, the hockey game. Sorry, I’m busy watching a travesty of a football game.
Saturday was an interesting day. I was very nervous all day. MEg, Biddco and I went to Carlton to watch Ciskie’s kid in his goaltending debut. He did a good job, considering he had not even played in practice. He just needs to work on not looking over to the sidelines to see if we saw his save. Especially when the rebound is lying in the crease. I think that happened to Brad Eidsness on our Oleksuk goal; he was looking at his mommy. Although if his mommy was in the stands she probably wasn’t very happy with the things said about her.
We busted out the banana last night. The banana, I should mention, is 2-0. We also debuted Sieve-mas carols, which are not new (Michigan Tech does them), but new to us! No one threw up behind us, or in front of us, or near us. We had a few signs, including Ron His Horse Is Thunder for Hobey. In case you did not understand the sign, Mr. His Horse Is Thunder was until recently the tribal leader of the Standing Rock Lakota, and is a key opponent of the Sioux nickname. And nothing gets the undies of Sioux fans in a bunch faster than he does, now that Myles Brand is dead. If that sign made even one UND fan angry, my mission was accomplished. (In response to the dismay from one of my Twitter followers at my usage of “Nazi”, I’m sorry you were disappointed I am not classy, but I don’t think I’ve ever tried to uphold any standard of class.)
Please note, opposing fans: Connolly-Connolly-Fontaine is not a line. And when you said “I bet we won’t see Reiter in net on Saturday,” it’s not an astute observation. We have what’s called a goalie rotation.
Ah yes, the game. I have turned off the football one.
The pre-game did not go so well, as a DECC security, um, “woman” told us we could have signs but not hang them over the railing. Nor could we hang it at the top of the section, where we hang signs oh, pretty much EVERY OTHER GAME. And then ANOTHER person came over to tell me I could not have a Sioux Play Like Pioux sign. However, that sign lived to fight another day, which was awesome! And then ANOTHER cop told us to stay off the railing, and that there was a ZERO TOLERANCE policy because we had too many people in the row. Which we did. But he also kept letting people go by us when the puck was in play! I’m always trying to help people improve themselves, so I loudly stated “PUCK IS IN PLAY!”
The first period was unpleasant. I was very unhappy. The second period began much in the same way, and I made some very angry tweets. And may have loudly stated my displeasure. Which can carry in a nearly silent arena.
The third period was awesome, of course. Kyle Schmidt (how about this guy? Our juniors are stepping it up! Kyle is as stealthy as a ninja!) broke the shutout. I feel like MEg, Biddco and I should get the 3rd, 4th, and 5th assists because we were raining a torrent of SHUTOUT heckles at him as the puck went in. You are welcome, Kyle.
Ben Blood took a penalty and the power play was just what tUMD needed… although we hadn’t been particularly successful. (Something that has been frustrating fans, and which I agree. Denver puts Big Joe Colborne in the crease. We can put Big Danny Delisle there, as someone on Pates’ blog suggested.) Until Bordo took a penalty to negate that. But then Farmer MacWilliam took a penalty as well! Excellent.
As far as Safetynetgate, I didn’t see it. I mean, really, I have enough trouble following the puck ON the ice let alone when it deflects and flies through the air. Whatever. tUMD was the beneficiary of a blown call, and that’s that. Don’t quit til you hear the whistle.
So some stuff happened and the puck was on net and then I saw it lying there and I was FREAKING OUT because how many times in the series did crazy stuff happen where tUMD could just not drop the hammer? and then the puck was in the net, and I was hugging MEg and screaming and then we ran and hugged the cop (the guy, not the, um, “woman”) and freaked out.
And then the game went into overtime and I honestly could not tell you what happened because I suck at watching games analytically. I’m unable to dispassionately watch a hockey game, and thus I was unable to even tell who was on the ice, just that the puck was in the net, and I was in the midst of a pile of about 50 people. Glorious! I know I’m too old to sit with the students, but really, I can’t enjoy an overtime win as much sitting alone in my regular seats.
Damn, do I ever love hockey.
Oh yes, Numbers.
Numbers
Wins until we reach last season’s total: 3! (AWESOME OVERTIME WIN!!!)
Points until we reach last season’s total: 12! (W000T!)
My Guys
Jack Connolly: 23!
Brady Lamb: 8
Mike Seidel: 7!
Freshmen
Dylan Olsen: 9!
Mike Seidel: 7!
Keegan Flaherty: 2
Wade Bergman: 1
Dan Delisle: 1
Jake Hendrickson: 1
Drew Olson: 1
Connollys
Jacky: 23!
Mikey: 15!
Olsen/Olson
Drew: 1
Dylan: 9!
Drews
Olson: 10
Akins: 15
On Notice
Dan Delisle
Keegan Flaherty
Chad Huttel
Brady Lamb
Drew Olson
Goals Only
Rob Bordson
Mike Connolly
Jordan Fulton
Scott Kishel
Dylan Olsen
Mike Seidel
>Off Our Game
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Last night was not the best of nights. It wasn’t the worst of nights, by any means, we weren’t run out of our own building or anything, but it was a night when pucks bounced and sticks were lifted and goalies made some errors.
Last night wasn’t one of the best of nights for the students, either. I was sitting with them as I normally do when I come up by myself, and halfway through the first period some dudes came up and wanted to sit in the seats behind us, which had been vacated by some girls. They stopped before filing into the row and one said “Dude, is that puke?”
It was. In a big puddle on the floor in front of the seat behind MEg… and also on her jacket. AND WE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW. DAMN YOU, STEALTH PUKER. At least tell the arena staff to come clean it up… or APOLOGIZE for your friend puking on someone’s jacket. Seriously. Fail.
Anyway, it’s hard to start chants when the atmosphere surrounding you smells like puke. Or when you’re gagging. Or when Sioux fans are trying to trip you on the goal lap.
Tonight I’m very nervous. We will either win or get smacked down by, like, a touchdown. Or at least a field goal. I don’t know. Les Connollys and La Fontaine are not going to go quietly into that good night. Bordson will probably not be 100% due to UND’s best efforts to kill him. Team Cougar needs to rebound from a horrible night last night.
We are going to quadruple our cheering efforts tonight.
>Where Angels Fear To Tread
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However, just like Fantine in Les Misérables, I dreamed a dream last night about the Final Five. tUMD beat the pants off the Gophers in the play-in game and the arena was empty. And also the bleachers were made of, like, plywood. Then we played UND and were tied 2-2 when the dream ended. So I’m back in action.
Speaking of MacGregor Sharp, here is an article from the Red Deer Advocate about the man himself. Thank you to the person who sent me the article, you are awesome!! ;^) To translate, “centre” is Canadian for “center.”
On our coaches’ role in his development:
“I played in pretty much every situation and really worked on my defensive game,” he said. “I talked to our coaches about playing pro hockey at some point and they stressed the fact that you have to be responsible defensively to get to that level. Faceoffs, penalty killing and defensive zone play . . . I worked hard at them and they’re all a big part of my game.”
On his decision between major juniors and college:
“Originally, I was just going to work on my game for a year (at the junior A level) and then probably go to Medicine Hat,” said Sharp, who was selected by the Tigers in the 2000 Western Hockey League bantam draft. “But I got a scholarship pretty early in my first season and ended up sticking with that. I followed through with it and it worked out pretty well.[..]
“I didn’t really have any plans as to where I would end up, the big thing was to continue working at my game while getting an extra couple of years to develop. I don’t think I weighed enough or was a big enough guy when I was younger to play really well in the Western League. Those couple of years of developing in college were really good for me.”
Paging Paul Kelly… please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Anyway, tUMD plays UND this weekend. I do not know if you folks are aware of this, since most of you don’t have time to scour the dregs of the Interwebs, but I am sad and pathetic and have time to do so, and thus I know that UND is referred to as the “Fighting Halos.” From what I understand, the moniker refers to UND fans’ inability to accept their team deserves the penalties they take. They are simply above reproach. I will make sure to watch closely this weekend. Because, of course, I am going.
Team Cougar has picked up Rob Bordson. I hope this does not cause undue stress. Making him My Guy was detrimental.
Dylan Olsen has been invited to Team Canada’s tryout camp for the World Junior Championships. tUMD recruit Justin Faulk has been invited to Team USA’s. This is nontopical, but congratulations to both!
This is the biggest test that tUMD will have had in this young season. These next two weeks are more daunting than walking down a hallway full of Naval aviators at a Tailhook symposium. I mean, UND and DU are no Bemidji State, but they are certainly still formidable opponents.
Whoever has the better goaltender will win this series. Ditto for the next. tUMD needs to be responsible in their own end. No one comes to RWD for analysis (except for very misguided souls) so I won’t bore you in a feeble attempt. Put the puck behind Eidsness and keep it in front of Kenny and Brady.
It’s been far, far, FAR too long. I am so beyond jacked for some BULLDOG HOCKEY!!! See you at tDECC!!!
>Gratitude
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Runnin' With the Dogs 