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10 October 2008


My friends, are you ready? Because the season is here. The real games that count, I mean. These games are going to set the tone for the season. Which means, for those of you who have maybe had a few too many concussions, WIN. Do I make myself clear?

I expect us to score no less than 2 goals per game. I’m trying to be a little bit lenient here since we can’t really judge our offensive firepower by one game against some geezers from Canada playing their 3rd game in as many days. I also expect our Crappy Chokers Hockey Association to score no more than 2 goals per game. And, as Dick Bremer says, by my Minnesota high school math (or my University of Illinois College of Engineering math):

If: OurGoals > 2 & TheirGoals < 2 Then: OurGoals > TheirGoals, which == WE WIN.
4 Comments leave one →
  1. 10 October 2008 5:44 am

    >If they really do call the rules tighter every team is going to have to score MORE than 2 goals per game. Probably more like 3 goals per game, even with a goalie like Stalock (I hope I spelled that right)…

  2. 10 October 2008 1:34 pm

    >Thats a pretty genius math equation you have there. Did you learn that from “Hooked on Phonics, the Math Edition”? 😀 FHG

  3. 10 October 2008 3:57 pm

    >Goon, I’m so proud of you! There were NO spelling errors in that comment!FHG, I’m surprised you were able to understand the math.

  4. 14 October 2008 4:16 am

    >RWD, it was all me. Did you theory work yet? Seems you need three to win as my team proved the theory right both times.


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