A Day in the Life

I heard the news today, oh boy

About a lucky man who made the grade

And though the news was rather sad

Well, I just had to laugh

I saw the photograph

So, two years of JT Brown is all we get, as he signed a pro contract with the Tampa Bay Lightning. Considering Stevie Y was in the hizzay this year and Tom Kurvers is a former Bulldog, this is not a shock. (I was betting on him going to Philly, though.)

So two years is all we get out of JT. We all knew this was coming, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Thank you for two years of incredibly exciting hockey, JT. Go kill it in the show.

JT’s linemate, Travis Oleksuk, also signed a pro contract yesterday with the San Jose Sharks. Let’s hope that his teammates do not decide to injure him out of jealousy like they did to MCON. Caleb Herbert, the third man on the line, is a draft pick of the Washington Capitals. That’s pretty fancy for our humble little team, don’t ya think?

Best of luck to both gentlemen, and ahem, NHL, try not to have a lockout, mkay?